Robot Rock

Forgot to mention, report cards came in and over all I was absent 42 times in the school year, got a 3.5 gpa with 5 A’s and one D

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

gloomyteens:

CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE

funnuraba:

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You’re not a Blue Rose fan? Ah, then…could it be Barnaby?

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scarvenrot:

sassafras-cats:

scaredy cat

BABIES

Tags: misc. lol.

avenger-kitty-glorious-purrs:

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Pun totally intended.

misterlanky:

ninja-downey:

shadzu:

jadespr1te:

humming-the-bassline:

i have no excuse for why i made this

fUCK I CANT BREATHE

IT TOOK ME A SECOND, BUT OH MY GOD

wh-what has science done..

alone in the world was the little nepjade

xxkaileykarnagexx:

quaintchild:

ju-like-this:

f-oxey:

wikatiepedia:

eveskk:

soulfreeisthewaytobe:

how cool is this.

Can we talk about how they drugged spiders

Maybe I should stop drinking so much coffee and do LSD isntead

How is the LSD web the only one that isn’t fucked up

LSD: i must dive into the center, into the center the abyss to paradise each thread is another me in another universe and we all go to a central goal into the darkness thats a rainbow the threads speak to me we all go toward the center if i go sideways i will DIE. can’t go sideways. musn’t go sideways i will only go through the center. ok… good… through the center and all is well… ::inhales::… ::exhales::

(3 hours later in the center of spiderweb) ::stares blankly into the void:: 

MESCALINE: dude idk. i mean life is just so beautiful you know .. nature is as precise as this web i’m making and i am but one strand.. … oh my god.. OH MY GOD.. ::forgets about building web and cries after witnessing a double rainbow:: 

HASH: dude… i am so focused right now. don’t bother me dawg i’m buildin this web it’s gotta be perfect. fuck. im hungry. hey yo is that a fly?

CAFFEINE: WEB! web! WEB! web! WEB! WEB! webweb! WEB! WEB! WEBB! WEB WEB WEB WEB! WEB! WEB WEB WEB WEB! WEB! WEB WEB! WEB! WEB!

reblogging for that comment right there ^

Best. Fucking. Everything.

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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