hey my name's Amy
♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
I'm not okay.
☯ ✞ † ☠ ✡ ✌ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺
ACNL friend code: 0146-9764-9020
I'm cisgender.
#cutie
smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..
creepypasta

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..

creepypasta

(Source: smells-like-raptor, via tardis-dreams)

gaywin:

levibrows:

thefirebendingtitanshifter:

and there you have it folks

jean finding marco’s body

in english

IT WAS ALL SO SERIOUS AND THEN ALL I HEARD WAS “MARCO BUTT” HELP ME I CAN’T BREATHE

MARCO BUTT

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11:33 am   60114   21,955 notes

iamtonysexual:

HOW’D THAT GET IN THERE

(via roboticstars)

6:56 pm   52214   460 notes

departured:

Slam on your titties like a hot bitch!

(Source: cocaineteas, via thelittledoritothatcould)

4:03 pm   51614   84,013 notes

metallikato:

We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  
“So fucking fetch”


metallikato
:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

(Source: nevver, via nhiwi)

8:47 pm   42414   86,087 notes

Forgot to mention, report cards came in and over all I was absent 42 times in the school year, got a 3.5 gpa with 5 A’s and one D

12:32 pm   61613   2 notes

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

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12:56 pm   12813   180,653 notes

gloomyteens:

CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE

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11:30 am   12813   123,845 notes

funnuraba:

image

You’re not a Blue Rose fan? Ah, then…could it be Barnaby?

image

(via yosukehanamura)

12:13 am   12813   50 notes

scarvenrot:

sassafras-cats:

scaredy cat

BABIES

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4:12 pm   12213   2,394 notes