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sirenboy:

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dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”

(Source: vexk)

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..

creepypasta

(Source: smells-like-raptor)

gaywin:

levibrows:

thefirebendingtitanshifter:

and there you have it folks

jean finding marco’s body

in english

IT WAS ALL SO SERIOUS AND THEN ALL I HEARD WAS “MARCO BUTT” HELP ME I CAN’T BREATHE

MARCO BUTT

iamtonysexual:

HOW’D THAT GET IN THERE

departured:

Slam on your titties like a hot bitch!

(Source: cocaineteas)


metallikato
:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

(Source: nevver)

Forgot to mention, report cards came in and over all I was absent 42 times in the school year, got a 3.5 gpa with 5 A’s and one D

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

gloomyteens:

CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE

funnuraba:

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You’re not a Blue Rose fan? Ah, then…could it be Barnaby?

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