sirenboy:

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dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..
creepypasta

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..

creepypasta

gaywin:

levibrows:

thefirebendingtitanshifter:

and there you have it folks

jean finding marco’s body

in english

IT WAS ALL SO SERIOUS AND THEN ALL I HEARD WAS “MARCO BUTT” HELP ME I CAN’T BREATHE

MARCO BUTT

iamtonysexual:

HOW’D THAT GET IN THERE

departured:

Slam on your titties like a hot bitch!


metallikato:

We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  
“So fucking fetch”


metallikato
:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

Forgot to mention, report cards came in and over all I was absent 42 times in the school year, got a 3.5 gpa with 5 A’s and one D

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

gloomyteens:

CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE

funnuraba:

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You’re not a Blue Rose fan? Ah, then…could it be Barnaby?

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